The Iranians don't intimidate! They're like the Vietnamese and the Iraqis. You want to start a war with them? They'll still be fighting in fifty years!

It was okay for people to write negative things about me just as long as they spelled my name right.

Basically we are chimpanzees with about two percent more intelligence and a little less hair.

I love CNN. I love the Cartoon Network. I mean, I thought these things up.

The chance for mistakes is about equal to the number of crew squared.

It was a struggle financing CNN, but I did it without ever asking the government for a nickel.

The world and life have been mighty good to me. And I want to put something back.