The Iranians don't intimidate! They're like the Vietnamese and the Iraqis. You want to start a war with them? They'll still be fighting in fifty years!

Men should be disqualified for public office. Women should run the planet. They're better than us.

I believe in a reasonable amount of "right to bear arms". But private citizens of the United States are not allowed to own nuclear weapons. I always wanted a nuclear weapon, if I could have gotten one. I'm every other kind of power, but I'm not a nuclear power.

It was okay for people to write negative things about me just as long as they spelled my name right.

The world and life have been mighty good to me. And I want to put something back.

I've got a virtually limitless supply of bullshit.

The U.N. had such lofty goals to eliminate poverty and stop war and cure diseases and help refugees - things that no one country could do.