Just because your ratings are bigger doesn't mean you're better.

To succeed you have to be innovative.

Men should be disqualified for public office. Women should run the planet. They're better than us.

There's a fine line between being colorful and being an asshole, and I hope I'm still just colorful.

Christianity is a religion for losers.

I just love it when people say I can't do something. There's nothing that makes me feel better, because all my life people have said I wasn't going to make it.

Christians are losers.