We'll be eight degrees hotter in ten -- not ten, but thirty or forty years, and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.

War has been good to me from a financial standpoint but I don't want to make money that way. I don't want blood money.

It's been a long time since anybody caught me saying something stupid.

Men should be disqualified for public office. Women should run the planet. They're better than us.

The worst thing you can do if you want to start a fight is to use derogatory terminology.

The biggest thing I learned from losing? Winning's better.

When I got my statement in January, I was worth $2.2 billion. Then I got another statement in August that said I was worth $3.2 billion. So I figure it's only nine months' earnings, who cares?