We'll be eight degrees hotter in ten -- not ten, but thirty or forty years, and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.

Christianity is a religion for losers.

Man should be judged by the deeds done to help his fellow man.

My son is now an 'entrepreneur.' That's what you're called when you don't have a job.

Sports is like a war without the killing.

The biggest thing I learned from losing? Winning's better.

What the Bible says is really true-it's better to give than to receive.