The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that.

Exposure to defeat is a very important thing. Anyone who doesn't look to get beaten is doing a disservice to himself.

I love CNN. I love the Cartoon Network. I mean, I thought these things up.

Many times through the ages, like as not the chance appears, but because of indecision, man's fond hopes are drowned in tears.

War has been good to me from a financial standpoint but I don't want to make money that way. I don't want blood money.

I've got a virtually limitless supply of bullshit.

Be sure to set your goals so high that you can't possibly accomplish them in one lifetime. That way you'll always have something ahead of you. I made the mistake of setting my goals too low, and now I'm having a hard time coming up with new ones.