I love CNN. I love the Cartoon Network. I mean, I thought these things up.

It's been a long time since anybody caught me saying something stupid.

The world and life have been mighty good to me. And I want to put something back.

I fantasize about everything; being a fireman, an Indian chief, climbing mountains. Anything is possible.

Even if we didn't have greenhouse gases, were going to have to move away from fossil fuels, as we're going to run out. They're finite, whereas solar and wind are infinite.

I thought, between sports and news and television and friendship, that you could end the Cold War and, by God, we did.

Jesus Christ would have been considered just another long-haired hippie freak if he hadn't been crucified. The folks weren't impressed with healing the sick, feeding the multitudes bread and fish or anything else, except maybe the walking on water. But when he got crucified, that gave him his big start.