I know what I'm having 'em put on my tombstone: 'I have nothing more to say'.
I like snakes. I like hummingbirds. There's nothing on earth I don't like. Frogs. Salamanders. The bunnies, the giraffes, the hippopotamuses.
Life is like a B-movie. You don't want to leave in the middle of it, but you don't want to see it again.
I didn't get here for my acting... but I love show business.
Christianity is a religion for losers.
I was cable when cable wasn't cool.