The world and life have been mighty good to me. And I want to put something back.

When I got my statement in January, I was worth $2.2 billion. Then I got another statement in August that said I was worth $3.2 billion. So I figure it's only nine months' earnings, who cares?

Many times through the ages, like as not the chance appears, but because of indecision, man's fond hopes are drowned in tears.

The happiest people are those who are contributing to society.

Basically we are chimpanzees with about two percent more intelligence and a little less hair.

The chance for mistakes is about equal to the number of crew squared.

If there is a God, he is not doing a good job of protecting the earth. He's kind of checked out.