I've got a virtually limitless supply of bullshit.
I'm sure God, wherever he is, wants to see us get along with one another and love one another.
I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is.
What the Bible says is really true-it's better to give than to receive.
It's been a long time since anybody caught me saying something stupid.
I mean, there's no point in sittin' around and cryin' about spilt milk. Gotta move on.