If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400.

The most fun I ever had in my life was hittin' a baseball. And the best sound I ever heard in my life was a ball hit with a bat. Powww!

I've found that you don't need to wear a necktie if you can hit.

The Cleveland Cavaliers just offered me a full-time job and a house! A house! A house!

There has always been a saying in baseball that you can't make a hitter, but I think you can improve a hitter. More than you can improve a fielder. More mistakes are made hitting than in any other part of the game.

I object to fishing tournaments less for what they do to fish than what they do to fishermen.

By the time you know what to do, you're too old to do it.