Living with someone you love can be lonelier than living entirely alone, if the on that you love doesn't love you.

A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.

It is a terrible thing for an old woman to outlive her dogs.

America has only three cities: New York, San Francisco, and New Orleans. Everywhere else is Cleveland.

There comes a time when you look into the mirror and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. And then you accept it. Or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking in mirrors.

We lose the magic whenever we stop telling our story and begin to wonder how we're doing, if we're selling it, if the listener likes us. Just tell the story and go on to the next one. All of us are full of stories the world might want to hear.

But I think the spirit of man is a good adversary