The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!

Oh, you can't describe someone you're in love with!

Man is by instinct a lover, a hunter, a fighter, and none of those instincts are given much play at the warehouse!

Life is an unanswered question, but let's still believe in the dignity and importance of the question.

The most dangerous word in any human tongue is the word for brother. It's inflammatory.

I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.

We've had this date with each other from the beginning.