People go to the movies instead of moving.

You'll be surprised how infinitely merciful they [these tablets] are. The prescription number is 96814. I think of it as the telephone number of God!

A drinking man's someone who wants to forget he isn't still young an' believing.

Morning can always be counted on to bring us back to a more realistic level.

People are not so dreadful when you know them. That's what you have to remember! And everybody has problems, not just you, but practically everybody has got some problems. You think of yourself as having the only problems, as being the only one who is disappointed. But just look around you and you will see lots of people as disappointed as you are.

America has only three cities: New York, San Francisco, and New Orleans. Everywhere else is Cleveland.

The biggest of all differences in this world is between the ones that had or have pleasure in love and those that haven't and hadn't any pleasure in love, but just watched with sick envy.