A lot of times people are too ego caught up where they made the decision and "We're going to stick with it" and then I had to suffer.

First of all you got ESPN, Fox Sports, all that, you don't miss one thing. People don't understand that. Like you could watch the whole NFL, I've got the RedZone coverage, I got my DirecTV stuff. You can watch everything in the NFL in a whole hour and you missed nothing. Anything that was worth watching is going to be played over and over again. It's like the MTV Awards.

A football team is like a society, straight up. There are rapists, but there are creatures and there are film guys.

SportsCenter? You watch it and I didn't miss one thing. Chris Berman, they give you the whole rundown. I'm like wow. And I go in there and I walk in the next day, I know everything. They'll be like, "Oh did you see that?" I'd be like "Yeah I did," but it didn't take five hours.

[Muppets] all have their own teams. And I had to get it over to [Miss] Piggy's team and approvals, but she was with it.

The thing that you think is imperfect about you, is the thing that makes you who you are. It separates you from everybody else.

I call myself the Amusement Park. That's because I'm funny and scary at the same time.