I also discovered that you can get used to a man , much like you do a household pet!

I'd crack up without my music. It's the best company you can have, really. It don't say 'no' or 'maybe,' or ask no questions.

Being a lifetime wife and mother has afforded me the luxury of having multiple careers: I've been a teacher. A chauffeur. A chef. An interior decorator. A landscape architect, as well as a gardener. I’ve been a painter. A personal shopper. An accountant and a banker. I’ve been a beautician. Santa Claus. The Tooth Fairy. A movie reviewer. A nurse. A psychologist. A negotiator. An I have a Ph. D in How to Pretend Like You Don’t Mind.

We never thought some guy would deliberately fill our hearts with brown sugar and then pour hot water all over it.

People like to run their mouths.

I'm not trying to be a middle aged centerfold, I just want to look at myself naked and not be disgusted.

I'm not an angry woman. I'm not bitter.