The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

Mr Lipwig, there's a lady in the hall to see you and we've thanked her for not smoking three times and she's still doing it!

Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding and was seldom seen.

Shadwell hated all southerners and, by inference, was standing at the North Pole.

Esk felt that bravery was called for, but on a night like this bravery lasted only as long as a candle stayed alight.

Most modern fantasy just rearranges the furniture in Tolkien's attic.

Because some stories end, but old stories go on, and you gotta dance to the music if you want to stay ahead