The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

The man gave a shrug which indicated that, although the world did indeed have many problems, this was one of them that was not his.

Take it from me, whenever you see a bunch of buggers puttering around talking about truth and beauty and the best way of attacking Ethics, you can bet your sandals it's all because dozens of other poor buggers are doing all the real work around the place.

You can't second-guess ineffability, I always say.

Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for.

Asking someone to repeat a phrase you'd not only heard very clearly but were also exceedingly angry about was around Defcon II in the lexicon of squabble.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.