Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...Roland de Chumsfanleigh (it wasn't his fault).

William: "I'm sure we can all pull together, sir." Vetinari: "Oh, I do hope not. Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in all kinds of directions.

You'll see! We're going to the palace. Fetch Angua. We might need her. And bring the search warrant. You mean the sledgehammer, sir? Yes.

His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.

I do not in fact use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect the ones I do occasionally use tend to hang around in people's memories for a while.

But then science is nothing but a series of questions that lead to more questions.