...William wondered why he always disliked people who said 'no offense meant.' Maybe it was because they found it easier to to say 'no offense meant' than actually to refrain from giving offense.

Insanity is catching.

Voodoo is a very interesting religion for the whole family, even those members of it who are dead.

The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?

I dinna trust him," said Slightly Mad Angus. "He reads books an' such.

By the time you've reached your sixties, you do know that one day you will die, and knowing that is at least the beginning of wisdom.

It's daft, locking us up," said Nanny. "I'd have had us killed." "That's because you're basically good," said Magrat. "The good are innocent and create justice. The bad are guilty, which is why they invent mercy.