...William wondered why he always disliked people who said 'no offense meant.' Maybe it was because they found it easier to to say 'no offense meant' than actually to refrain from giving offense.

People like that don't need a reason apart from "because I can". They have a nightmare and try to make it happen.

I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm". At the time this was the last thing on my mind.

But ye gotta know where ye're just gonna rush in. Ye cannae just rush in anywhere. It looks bad, havin' to rush oout again straight awa'.

Do you think there’s anything to eat in this forest?” “Yes,” said the wizard bitterly, “us.

Ultimately, there is the freedom to take the consequences.

Modesty is only arrogance by stealth.