The sign, which says: "Do not, under any circumstances, open this door!" - Of course, I've read it. Why do you think I want it opened?.. To see why they wanted it shut, of course. This exchange contains almost all you need to know about human civilization. At least, those bits of it that are now under the sea, fenced off or still smoking.
Terry PratchettIt's tough at the top. It's tough at the bottom. But in between you could use them for horse-shoes.
Terry PratchettRings try to find their way back to their owner. Someone ought to write a book about it.
Terry Pratchett