I thought jet planes were just trucks with more wings and less wheels.

Zoology, eh? That's a big word, isn't it." "No, actually it isn't," said Tiffany. "Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.

Raising the flag and singing the anthem are, while somewhat suspicious, not in themselves acts of treason.

People don't like to say comic so they say Graphic Novel, despite the fact that I don't think the true Graphic Novel has been written anywhere.

There would be a price... But if you were worried about the price, then why were you in the shop?

Everybody thinks the Government should be doing more about everything but just think how many of the bonuses which are quite rightly being dragged off certain people, just think to what good causes they could be put - wouldn't that be a lovely thought'?

We are monkeys. We like to chatter. Chattering doesn't cost us anything.