I thought jet planes were just trucks with more wings and less wheels.

THERE'S NO JUSTICE, said Mort. JUST US.

I became a journalist at 17. A few hours later, I saw my first dead body, which was somewhat... colourful. That's when I learned you can go on throwing up after you run out of things to throw up.

Strength enough to build a home, Time enough to hold a child, Love enough to break a heart

What was supposed to be so special about a full moon? It was only a big circle of light. And the dark of the moon was only darkness. But halfway between the two, when the moon was between the worlds of light and dark, when even the moon lived on the edge...maybe then a witch could believe in the moon.

You are very clever," said the old man shyly. "I would like to eat your brains, one day.

This was the definition of eternity; it was the space of time devised by the Great God Om to ensure that everyone got the punishment that was due to them.