I do not in fact use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect the ones I do occasionally use tend to hang around in people's memories for a while.

The more you think about it, the more amazing the everyday world of human beings becomes: most of it doesn't actually exist at all.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

When I am old I shall wear midnight.

I've always felt that what I have going for me is not my imagination, because everyone has an imagination. What I have is a relentlessly controlled imagination. What looks like wild invention is actually quite carefully calculated.

The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

Never f*!k with the ineffable.