I do not in fact use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect the ones I do occasionally use tend to hang around in people's memories for a while.

Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people.

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.

The man gave a shrug which indicated that, although the world did indeed have many problems, this was one of them that was not his.

There's one thing you can say for air pollution, you get utterly amazing sunrises.

Previous generations understood about death, and undoubtedly would have seen a reasonable amount of death. Once you get into the Victorian era, you might well have seen the funerals of many of your siblings before you were very old.

I once absent-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand Island Dressing and a bottle of chili sauce.