I do not in fact use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect the ones I do occasionally use tend to hang around in people's memories for a while.

The important thing about adventures, thought Mr. Bunnsy, was that they shouldn't be so long as to make you miss mealtimes.

You know what I'd really, really like? What I'd pay MONEY for? A ZX81 with a disc drive. I understood the ZX81. It was so easy to interface stuff to it.

Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something.

I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then gettin' upset 'cos they act like people.

We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.

Vimes had got around to a Clean Desk policy. It was a Clean Floor strategy that eluded him at the moment.