Sometimes I really think people ought to have to pass a proper exam before they're allowed to be parents. Not just the practical, I mean.

He moved on, in the centre of a widening circle. He wasn't an enemy, he was a nemesis.

Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo.

Humans can think inhuman thoughts.

Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.

Ye know full well that the meaning of life is to find your gift. To find your gift is happiness. Never tae find it is misery.