Ultimately, there is the freedom to take the consequences.

There was no safety. There was no pride. All there was, was money. Everything became money, and money became everything. Money treated us as if we were things, and we died.

Money doesn't buy happiness, Gytha." "I only wanted to rent it for a few weeks!

Gods prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight To Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.

Mort was already aware that love made you feel hot and cold and cruel and weak, but he hadn't realized that it could make you stupid.

It's a sword. said the Hogfather. They're not meant to be safe.

Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.