I’ve seen excitement, and I’ve seen boredom. And boredom was best.

He'd always known that the world was an interesting place, and his imagination had peopled it with pirates and bandits and spies and astronauts and similar. But he'd also had a nagging suspicion that, when you seriously got right down to it, they were all just things in books and didn't properly exist anymore.

"I'm sorry, I just got carried away," hissed Aziraphale.

An ancient proverb summed it up when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life.

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease.

There is no doubt that being human is incredibly difficult and cannot be mastered in one lifetime.

People are bound to get excited when they see a ten-million-ton starship trying to fly down the street.