"I'm sorry, I just got carried away," hissed Aziraphale.

Sometimes the truth is arrived at by adding all the little lies together and deducting them from the totality of what is known.

TV people in the UK... I'm getting on a lot better with them.

Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side!

Ninety percent of most magic merely consists of knowing one extra fact.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

Imagination is only intelligence having fun. A healthy mind knows how to switch between worlds, and which one you need to eat and sleep in.