He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.
Terry PratchettSteal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a hero.
Terry PratchettHe'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people.
Terry Pratchett