Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk [...]

The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters.

I dare say that quite a few people have contemplated death for reasons that much later seemed to them to be quite minor.

An ancient proverb summed it up when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life.

Winston Churchill said 'In war time, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies'. Any book called The Truth should therefore have one.

Always face what you fear. Have just enough money, never too much, and some string. Even if it’s not your fault, it’s your responsibility. Witches deal with things. Never stand between two mirrors. Never cackle. Do what you must do. Never lie, but you don’t always have to be honest. Never wish. Especially don’t wish upon a star, which is astronomically stupid. Open your eyes, and then open your eyes again.

Strength enough to build a home, Time enough to hold a child, Love enough to break a heart