Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk [...]

Everything is a test.

[...] the awesome splendor of the universe is much easier to deal with if you think of it as a series of small chunks.

And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!

You've got a lot of time for abstract thought when you've got your hand stuck up a dead badger.

Creatures which, lacking mankind's superior brain power, did not concern themselves with finding someone to blame, and instead tried to find someone to eat.

Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!