It was a backwards memory of an event in his future so terrifying that it had generated harmonics of fear all the way along his lifeline.
Terry PratchettHeโsh mad?โ โSort of mad. But mad with lots of money.โ โAh, then he canโt be mad. Iโve been around; if a man hash lotsh of money heโsh just ecshentric.
Terry PratchettOr -- and this she knew was a far more accurate way of looking at it -- the book was true and reality was lying.
Terry PratchettThe short conversation that follows eventually led to a tree religion. Its tenet of faith was this: a tree that was a good tree and led a clean decent and upstanding life could be assured of a future life after death. If it was very good indeed it would eventually be reincarnated as five thousand rolls of lavatory paper.
Terry Pratchett