I could be wrong. Not being certain is what being a philosopher is all about.

Inside every lump of coal there's a diamond waiting to get out.

And the new day was a great big fish.

The only thing more dangerous then a vampire crazed with blood lust was a vampire crazed with anything else. All the meticulous single-mindedness that went into finding young women who slept with their bedroom window open got channeled into some other interest, with merciless and painstaking efficiency.

When you look into the abyss, it’s not supposed to wave back.

The universe was bad enough without people poking it.

I thought unicorns were more . . . Fluffy.