Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Rings try to find their way back to their owner. Someone ought to write a book about it.

The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.

Banana daiquiris aren't knock-'em-back-by-the-flagon.

Not for the first time in the history of the universe, someone for whom communication normally came as effortlessly as a dream was stuck for inspiration when faced with a few lines on the back of a card.