Mere animals couldnโt possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.
Terry Pratchett...it is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done.
Terry PratchettSometimes I feel that the world is made up of sensible people who know the plot and bloody idiots who don't.
Terry PratchettApes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana.
Terry Pratchett