If there's one thing that really annoys a god, it's not knowing something.

Priests were metal-reinforced overshoes. They saved your soles. This is an Assassin joke.

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

Despite rumor, Death isn't cruel--merely terribly, terribly good at his job.

And at the other end of the bar the world is full of the other type of person, who has a broken glass, or a glass that has been carelessly knocked over (usually by one of the people calling for a larger glass) or who had no glass at all, because he was at the back of the crowd and had failed to catch the barman's eye.

I've often felt depressed; everyone feels depressed.

I’ve seen excitement, and I’ve seen boredom. And boredom was best.