Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Even a really bad creator would at least have started with Earth, Air, Fire, Water and Surprise.

It must be powerful language if you canna make oout what the heel it’s goin’ on aboot!

The second mouse gets the cheese!

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT." Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.

History tends to change people who think they're changing it.

When it's time to stop living, I will certainly make Death my number one choice!