Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a hero.
Terry PratchettIt was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.
Terry PratchettPeace?' said Vetinari. 'Ah, yes, defined as period of time to allow for preparation for the next war.
Terry PratchettTragic heroes always moan when the gods take an interest in them, but it's the people the gods ignore who get the really tough deals
Terry Pratchett