I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then gettin' upset 'cos they act like people.
Terry PratchettAnd that's when I first learned about evil. It is built in to the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior.
Terry PratchettHeโsh mad?โ โSort of mad. But mad with lots of money.โ โAh, then he canโt be mad. Iโve been around; if a man hash lotsh of money heโsh just ecshentric.
Terry PratchettYou're allowed to grant people into the darkness, but you must allow them to come out again.
Terry PratchettOther people salted away money for their old age, but Nanny preferred to accumulate memories.
Terry PratchettSome police forces would believe anything. Not the Metropolitan police, though. The Met was the hardest, most cynically pragmatic, most stubbornly down-to-earth police force in Britain. It would take a lot to faze a copper from the Met. It would take, for example, a huge, battered car that was nothing more nor less than a fireball, a blazing, roaring, twisted metal lemon from Hell, driven by a grinning lunatic in sunglasses, sitting amid the flames, trailing thick black smoke, coming straight at them through the lashing rain and wind at eighty miles an hour.That would do it every time.
Terry Pratchett