And at the other end of the bar the world is full of the other type of person, who has a broken glass, or a glass that has been carelessly knocked over (usually by one of the people calling for a larger glass) or who had no glass at all, because he was at the back of the crowd and had failed to catch the barman's eye.

Another priest said,"Is it true you've said you'll believe in any god whose existence can be proved by logical debate?""Yes."Vimes had a feeling about the immediate future and took a few steps away from Dorfl."But the gods plainly do exist," said a priest."It Is Not Evident."A bolt of lightning lanced down through the clouds and hit Dorfl's helmet. There was a sheet of flame and then a trickling noise. Dorfl's molten armour formed puddles around his white-hot feet."I Don't Call That Much Of An Argument," said Dorfl calmly, from somewhere in the clouds of smoke.

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards because a refusal often offends, I read somewhere.

Creators aren't gods. They make places, which is quite hard. It's men that make gods. This explains a lot.

Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.

That's one form of magic, of course." "What, just knowing things?" "Knowing things that other people don't know.

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.