Colon has always thought that heroes had some special kind of clockwork that made them go out and die famously for god, country and apple pie, or whatever particular delicacy their mother made. It had never occurred to him that they might do it because they'd get yelled at if they didn't.

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

The best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's.

Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them.

A good man will kill you with hardly a word.

Humans need fantasy in order to be human.

'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger.