Vimes had got around to a Clean Desk policy. It was a Clean Floor strategy that eluded him at the moment.

The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.

Young man, the games we play are lessons we learn. The assumptions we make, things we ignore, and things we change make us what we become.

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

Real children do not go hoppity skip unless they are on drugs.

Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.

Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was. Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid.