SCIENCE: a way of finding things out and then making them work. Science explains what is happening around us the whole time. So does RELIGION, but science is better because it comes up with more understandable excuses when it's wrong.

Everything makes sense a bit at a time. But when you try to think of it all at once, it comes out wrong.

Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.

I commend my soul to any god that can find it.

It was one of those problematic occasions with long silences, sporadic coughs, and people saying isolated things like, "Well, isn't this nice.

Ach, people are always telling us not to do things" said Rob Anybody, "that's how we ken the most interesting things to do.

‎No one remembers the singer. The song remains.