Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.

I thought jet planes were just trucks with more wings and less wheels.

What can the harvest hope for...

Rincewind tried to force the memory out of his mind, but it was rather enjoying itself there, terrorizing the other occupants and kicking over the furniture.

It's not Brits who think American readers are a bunch of whinging morons with the geo-social understanding of a wire coathanger, it's American editors.

An ancient proverb summed it up when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life.

We live in a science fiction universe. We have done for a long time.