Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.

It is a mistake trying to cheer up camels. You may as well drop meringues into a black hole.

5.Buggre Alle this for a Larke I amme sick to mye Hart of typefetinge. Master Biltonn if no Gentelmann, and Master Scagges now more that a tighte fisted Southwarke Knobbefticke. I telle you, onne a daye laike thif Ennywone withe half and oz of Sense shoulde bee oute in the Suneshain, ane nott Stucke here alle the lielong dale inn thif mowldey olde By-Our-Lady Workefhoppe *AE@;I*

I think we are waiting for an e-book that even non-techies can be comfortable with. From my point of view, the biggest change is that I don't have to spend most of the day printing out and packaging a manuscript. I think I almost miss that.

The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

Shoes, men, coffins; never accept the first one you see.

He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.