The fastest way to travel is to be there already.

There are some people who hate my guts. But that goes with the territory.

The truth isn't easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find.

Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of our lives.

I once absent-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand Island Dressing and a bottle of chili sauce.

The people who really run organizations are usually found several levels down, where it is still possible to get things done.

I think it's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone famous to come from here, because everyone around here is insane.