The fastest way to travel is to be there already.

This wasn't food - it was what food became if it had been good and gone to food heaven.

Dark Fantasy is just another way of saying Horror.

I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm". At the time this was the last thing on my mind.

Inside every sane person there's a madman struggling to get out," said the shopkeeper. "That's what I've always thought. No one goes mad quicker than a totally sane person.

People don't like to say Horror so they say Dark Fantasy because that's Horror wearing a collar and tie.

Sometimes the only thing you could do for people was to be there.