Granny Weatherwax was not a good loser. From her point of view, losing was something that happened to other people.

Jeremy tried to be an interesting person. The trouble was that he was the kind of person who, having decided to be an interesting person, would first of all try to find a book called How to Be An Interesting Person and then see whether there were any courses available.

The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.

The reaper does not listen to the harvest.

Commander, I always used to consider that you had a definite anti-authoritarian streak in you.” “Sir?” “It seems that you have managed to retain this even though you are authority.” “Sir?” “That’s practically zen.

Guilt was the grease in which the wheels of the authority turned.

Botswana is also the only country in the world with a colour in its flag meant to represent rain (a sort of blue-grey). Not many people know this.