Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards know it.

In an instant he became aware that the tourist was about to try his own peculiar brand of linguistics, which meant that he would speak loudly and slowly in his own language.

People don't like to say Horror so they say Dark Fantasy because that's Horror wearing a collar and tie.

I’m a witch. It’s what we do. When it’s nobody else’s business, it’s my business.

As far as Death was aware, the sole reason for any human association with pigs and lambs was as a prelude to chops and sausages. Quite why they should dress up for children’s wallpaper as well was a mystery. Hello, little folk, this is what you’re going to eat… He felt that if only he could find the key to it, he’d know a lot more about human beings.

...'I thought the rule was that all monks were shaved.' 'Oh, Soto says he is bald under the hair,'said Lu Tze. 'He says the hair is a separate creature that just happens to live on him.

The pamphlet was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.