You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.
Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
Everyone is reading what they like and that's a good thing.
Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for.