They looked at one another in incomprehension, two minds driving opposite ways up a narrow street and waiting for the other man to reverse first.

The short conversation that follows eventually led to a tree religion. Its tenet of faith was this: a tree that was a good tree and led a clean decent and upstanding life could be assured of a future life after death. If it was very good indeed it would eventually be reincarnated as five thousand rolls of lavatory paper.

Books must be treated with respect, we feel that in our bones, because words have power. Bring enough words together they can bend space and time.

Maybe the best comics are written by people who really are at ease in the comic world.

I thought jet planes were just trucks with more wings and less wheels.

Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.