People whose concept of ancient history is the first series of Star Trek may be treated with patience, because it's usually not their fault they were reduced to getting their education from school.
Terry PratchettI wrote three books, I had three greenhouses. It seemed to me to be very satisfactory.
Terry PratchettYou know, I never imagined there were he-dryads. Not even in an oak tree." One of the giants grinned at him. Druellae snorted. "Stupid! Where do you think acorns come from?
Terry PratchettEverything makes sense a bit at a time. But when you try to think of it all at once, it comes out wrong.
Terry Pratchett