People like that don't need a reason apart from "because I can". They have a nightmare and try to make it happen.

Wisdom is one of the few things that looks bigger the further away it is.

I became a journalist at 17. A few hours later, I saw my first dead body, which was somewhat... colourful. That's when I learned you can go on throwing up after you run out of things to throw up.

Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.

This book had two authors, and they were both the same person.

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.

And these are your reasons, my lord?" "Do you think I have others?" said Lord Vetinari. "My motives, as ever, are entirely transparent." Hughnon reflected that 'entirely transparent' meant either that you could see right through them or that you couldn't see them at all.