The thief, as will become apparent, was a special type of thief. This thief was an artist of theft. Other thieves merely stole everything that was not nailed down, but this thief stole the nails as well.

The best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's.

Inside every lump of coal there's a diamond waiting to get out.

Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them.

Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.

There was no safety. There was no pride. All there was, was money. Everything became money, and money became everything. Money treated us as if we were things, and we died.

SCIENCE: a way of finding things out and then making them work. Science explains what is happening around us the whole time. So does RELIGION, but science is better because it comes up with more understandable excuses when it's wrong.