Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Terry Pratchett… you were so worried about legal and illegal that you never stopped to think about whether it was right or wrong.
Terry PratchettSoon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.
Terry Pratchett