I know it's a very human thing to say 'Is there anything I can do', but in this case I would only entertain offers from very high-end experts in brain chemistry.
Terry Pratchett'Discworld' is taking something that you know is ridiculous and treating it as if it is serious, to see if something interesting happens when you do so.
Terry PratchettI'm up to my neck in the real world, every day. Just you try doing your VAT return with a head full of goblins.
Terry PratchettYouโd better tell me what you know, toad,โ said Tiffany. โMiss Tick isnโt here. I am.โ โAnother world is colliding with this one,โ said the toad. โThere. Happy now? Thatโs what Miss Tick thinks. But itโs happening faster than she expected. All the monsters are coming back.โ โWhy?โ โThereโs no one to stop them.โ There was silence for a moment. โThereโs me,โ said Tiffany.
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