I like being a writer.
Aliens don't get stuck in air ducts. It's practically a well-known fact.
If you kept changing the way people saw the world, you ended up changing the way you saw yourself.
A world like that, which exists only because the gods enjoy a joke, must be a place where magic can survive. And sex too, of course.
My idea of a good novel was one you made enough money out of to buy a greenhouse.
I used to like reading and you read enough books and you overflow and then you start writing.