It takes forty men with their feet on the ground to keep one man with his head in the air.

Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.

Jesus won't cut you off before you're through With him you won't never get a crossed line, And when your bill comes it'll all be properly itemised He's the telephone repairman on the switchboard of my life. The phone line to the saviour's always free of interference He's in at any hour, day or night And when you call J-E-S-U-S you always call toll-free He's the telephone repairman on the switchboard of my life.

"Multiple exclamation marks," he went on, shaking his head, "are a sure sign of a diseased mind."

Quick, someone's coming! Look real!

HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You will soon be going on a very strange journey. Your lucky food is small cucumbers. People pointing knives at you are probably up to no good. PS, we really mean it about the druids.

A world like that, which exists only because the gods enjoy a joke, must be a place where magic can survive. And sex too, of course.