You did what you were told or you didn't get paid, and if things went wrong it wasn't your problem. It was the fault of whatever idiot has accepted this message for sending in the first place. No one cared about you, and everyone at headquarters was an idiot. It wasn't your fault, no one listened to you. Headquarters had even started an Employee of the Month scheme to show how much they cared. That was how much they didn't care.

If women were as good as men they'd be a lot better!

Sometimes you had to take a look at yourself and then look away.

Lord Vetinari lifted an eyebrow with the care of one who, having found a piece of caterpillar in his salad, raises the rest of the lettuce.

Or -- and this she knew was a far more accurate way of looking at it -- the book was true and reality was lying.

I was just a kid then. But I won't forget. Nor will others. There's lots of people with reason to hate the Church.

Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see a cat feed a human? Case proven.