It's never a good idea to ask a man on a tight-rope how he keeps his balance: a) he would probably fall off and b) he probably doesn't know what the muscles are called in any case.

He's probably their battle poet, too." "You mean he makes up heroic songs about famous battles?" "No, no. He recites poems that frighten the enemy....When a well-trained gonnagle starts to recite, the enemy's ears explode.

There have been better attempts at marching, and they have been made by penguins.

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.

Most people who have found that they are more intelligent than most around them, have yet to learn that one of the most intelligent things they can do is prevent said people ever finding this out.

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.