TV people in the UK... I'm getting on a lot better with them.

You know, I never imagined there were he-dryads. Not even in an oak tree." One of the giants grinned at him. Druellae snorted. "Stupid! Where do you think acorns come from?

Incidentally, it's best not to argue with the nursing staff. I find the best course of action is to throw some chocolates in one direction and hurry off in the other while their attention is distracted.

Around it are those countries which, according to History, constitute the civilised world ie, a world that can support historians

Humanity's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there.

I taught myself more in the library than school taught me.

Any wizard bright enough to survive for five minutes was also bright enough to realize that if there was any power in demonology, then it lay with the demons. Using it for your own purposes would be like trying to beat mice to death with a rattlesnake.